Vote for Smirk and Gloat
All our candidates are highly trained in the art of the dismissive smirk . Most are also quite competent at the aggressive gloat . While most of our candidates claim to be right at the centre of the political spectrum when seeking to steal votes from the other side, they often think it is fine to wave their arms around to the right. They particularly do so when shouting about military issues, family issues, environmental issues and funding issues. While smirks, gloats and denialism help to reduce the number of scandals reaching the news headlines, the main purpose of our political strategy is to keep bums on parliamentary seats when and where it matters most to our corporate coalition partners , the lobbyists. We have done our best to keep News Crap on our side since 1952 . That has been the best way to win elections and keep News Crap profitable. News Crap has brought and bought Laybore into line , even though that causes problems for voters in differentiating policies. It i